Sunday, January 4, 2009

Mother F-ER It's Snowing AGAIN

This is Mike Vogel parodying local Portland anchors.  
The last 25 seconds almost made me pee my pants.  

I'm posting it tonight because. IT. IS. SNOWING.


WTF Portland?!

Our newscasters tend to give the same panicked reviews
of snow that SSG would if she read the news.  In light of
wanting to keep you all as readers, I didn't mention that
we got TWO more inches of snow the other morning.  


You are welcome.  


Molly said...

AY CARUMBA that was hyterical. You know, those icicles would make great swizzle sticks...and that snow is so dry. if it ever snows down here it's the wet, mushy stuff.

[Wouldn't be pru-dent to mention that it was in the 60s here today, would it?]

Predo said...

At least we have not heard "arctic blast" again. Maybe we will have a new frigin name to choke on! (not that I choke on anything) (seriously, the snow is on my last nerve)

Suz Broughton said...

I love his attention to detail. I'm sorry you have to live in the snow, truly sorry, It will be gone soon. Real soon.

Living on the Spit said...

Man, I thought it was a real news cast and then I was like, man people in Oregon aren't really with it, huh? Then I realized it was a parody and had to admit that it is people in VA who aren't really with it...but, then again, it has BEEN forever since we had maybe I can blame it on that....

I am soooooooo moving to Oregon.


Big Hair Envy said...

I hate the "s" word.

belladella said...

Okay, it's really not fair. Not fair! I want some. Me, me, me! And it's raining here. We might get a wintery mix tomorrow. That's code for the weather people not knowing what the heck it's going to do.

I am sorry that you are dealing with it again though. I know enough is enough.

Wait, was neighbor being arrested in his undies in the snow????

Cool Breeze said...

Did you write the script for him? Especially the last part? Sounded like SSG to me?

I thought all you guys got was rain ... guess I was wrong.

Hey, my word verification is "asies".

I like me some asies. said...

I, too, peed a little. I completely lost it when he started laughing. I bet he was grinning like a fool the entire time behind that ski mask!
Funny stuff. I hope it stops soon, but until then... STAY INSIDE YOUR HOME! BWAHAHAHA!

Rhiannon said...

I employed the "if I don't look outside, then it's not happening" method and it worked just fine for me.

But really, if I would have woken up to snow? I would have lost my freaking shit.