A few of us are going into work today, despite my office being closed for Veteran's Day. This is totally not our way of standing out as employees but because we wanted to take a different day off.
But we DO support the Veterans! And I'm sure I can speak for all of us when I say we had a TON of fun on the day we took off in your honor ... and that we'll probably have some fun today too.
SSG: Hey, do you guys know if we need our badges to access the building tomorrow?
Co-Worker #1: Probably.
SSG: Um, mine is tucked away very very safely somewhere, will you let me in.
CW #1: Yeah.
SSG: Lemme get yo digits so I can give you a shout out when I get here.
CW #1: Dude, how long have you been waiting to ask me for my phone number?
SSG: What?
CW #1: You've been wanting 'my digits' since the day we met.
SSG: Oh shoot (looking at her cell phone).
CW #1: What?
SSG: I can't get you in my phone book.
CW #1: (Concerned) How come?
SSG: It looks like "ASS" is already taken.
6 comments:
*ROFLMAO* CLASSIC SSG - CLASSIC!
First a flashback to a fabulous song, then you through out the word ASS! You are on FI-YA!
You, uh, aren't having lemon drops at work today are you?
Funny. So, I am wondering just how much work will get done today? I am slaving away as usual. Okay- I am shuffling piles of paper and reading blogs!
LOL! I love these snappy answer tutorials!
You GO, "Jenny"!!!! Heehee!!!!
Please tell me that it wasn't Quite Boy who said that...
Nice comeback girl! I'm with Big Hair Envy... I want to know if it was Quiet Guy?
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