Friday, June 26, 2009

So Over It


Work BFF: Told you that Governor from South Carolina was cheating on his wife.
SSG: He WAS?!
Work BFF: Yep.
SSG: What the fuck is up with these "conservatives" who get blown by dudes in bathrooms and feel the sanctity of marriage includes cheating on their wives? And my gay friends who actually ARE faithful to each other and WANT to have their unions recognized can't? I'M SO DONE!!
Work BFF: (Sarcastically) Adam & Eve SSG, not Adam & Steve.
SSG: Don't forget the loophole ... Adam & Eve(s).

5 comments:

The Incredible Woody said...

Funny how those loopholes work, huh?!

Living on the Spit said...

I couldn't agree with you more!!! It makes me sick.

HalfAsstic.com said...

Don't show a politician a loophole... you KNOW what he'll stick in it!

Predo said...

HalfAsstic does have a point. I don't think you want any politicians near your loophole!

I love the apologies though....."I am so sorry for what I have done, but I am going to do it again, and I am still going to keep my job!"

I hope that the Viagra gives them an erection for more then 4 hours! On the commercials, that sounds like it is supposed to be a bad thing......

ab said...

Predo, the 4 hour timeframe is bad for the person on the receiving end. I know I'd be over it after that long.