Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Dating Quote of the Week ... It's a Tie!

#1

SSG: So you mentioned you moved here from Texas, is that where you're from originally?
Date: No.
SSG: So where would that be then?
Date: I'm going to make you guess.
SSG: Oh ... okay ... really?
Date: I'll give you some clues.
SSG: Um.
Date: I've had to work very hard on my accent and my mannerisms.
SSG: New York?
Date: I can't believe you got it that quickly.

#2

Date: What people don't get is that when I smoke tobacco, I'm actually praying.
SSG: I feel that way about Grey Goose Lemon Drops.
Date: But I'm serious.

9 comments:

The Incredible Woody said...

That's the way I feel about an excellent margarita. And I'm serious.

ab said...

#2...hehehe. good comeback on your part.

thevinylvillage said...

actually praying? did he elaborate?

Living on the Spit said...

At least you are having fun getting out there!!! Hang in there kiddo...your prince is out there.

Praying, huh? I have never heard it called that before. I have prayed for "some more", but it wasn't tobacco that I was smoking!!!

BellaDella said...

Hilarious! Praying, huh? Was that a random outburst or part of a larger conversation. Weird. I am still undecided on your table- I know, I am tons of help.

HalfAsstic.com said...

Oh, yeah, baby! Those are some serious contenders there! HA! Moving right along.....

Big Hair Envy said...

What did he say he was smoking??

BTW - I vote RED for the table...

mom x 2 said...

That's funny :) Lemon Drops = praying. I feel better about drinking now-

Anonymous said...

OMG. Where do these people come from? Keep 'em coming!