Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Further Evidence Why SSG Should Not Be a Journalist

So it appears that when I wrote about Digs and Spleen the other day, I had a few o' my facts wrong.   A little snippet from Spleen's e-mail yesterday:


"BTW Sters, I play DODGEBALL, so much cooler than kickball! And we're the sex TIGERS, so much more ferociously sexy than the wimpy little KITTENS."

For the record, Spleen is blonde, 5'10, a runner and a surfer and we always have a good time holding her tan legs up to my pasty white ones.  But when she said dodgeball?  All I could think of was this ...


Spleendawg, I hope your team has a dance like this one ... if not, I'm sure Digs and I can help you guys choreograph one in April.  Predo will you be available to fly in as a consultant?

PLEASE for all of the love that is holy, tell SSG you wear sweatbands and headbands?  She SWEARS she won't (read: SO will) make fun of you!

8 comments:

Living on the Spit said...

LOL...I love that movie.

The Incredible Woody said...

And please, please, please tell me that someone wears a pump-up codpiece!

HalfAsstic.com said...

Sweetie, I don't blame you. You can only be tempted so much before you HAVE to cave to it.
And Dodgeball is one of John's all time favorite movies.

Predo said...

Uhm, excuse me? I am a serious ar-teeeeeest! I can not simply "drop in" and make everything better! I need to feel the emotion of the moment. I need to become one with the ball. I need to feel the "sting" of the loss or the "high" of the win. This is not cheerleading, "spirit fingers" is not the cure for everything!

Dodgeball is a serious sport, and deserves serious respect. I will entrench myself into all that is Dodgeball starting now. I will become one with the ball, and design a uniform that is a wash of fuchsia. We will change the fashions of Dodgeball FOREVER. OUR NAMES WILL CO-EXIST WITH THE DODGEBALL WAY OF LIFE. WE WILL BE INDUCTED TO THE DODGEBALL HALL OF FAME!


OMG, I need a needle and thread.......and a paper bag, I am hyperventilating.

Do you think ass-less tights are too much?

big hair envy said...

"Cram it up your cram-hole, LeFleur!"

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!"

Cool Breeze said...

Ah, yes ... The Purple Cobras

belladella said...

Oh gawd. I am always about to leave you a comment and then I glance down and see what Predo has written and it's all over and I can't even remember what I was going to say.

Molly said...

Umm, I am cackling at Predo's comment.

Is there a story to these nicknames? Does SSG also have a nickname? Hmmm?