Road Trip!

These guys are goin' on a road trip to Washington!  Well at least TWO of them are ... or say they are.  That guy on the right says he doesn't release his plans for "safety" reasons.  

I don't think he's talking about his cars?  Perhaps he's keeping himself safe from disgruntled Home Depot workers?

But!  It occurred to SSG that these guys might need some help.  SSG doesn't have billions of dollars, but she has been on MANY road trips.

The perks of flying private jets are HUGE.  With concierge services, "nannies" (ahem), hairdressers and private caterers on board, the thought of the open road may seem a bit daunting.   But rest assured automakers, there ARE 24 hour services available.  And if they're not IMMEDIATELY available, they'll courteously tell you exactly when they will be.

SSG understands you're worried about safety.  As well you should be.  Where you have private security detail (armed or unarmed!) on private jets, you really don't need that on the road!  Because you have these. 

And don't you worry about that 24 hour catering, you can find that as well.  

Remember to show your value meal receipt to congress!  We're aiming for fiscal responsibility!

And last but not least, SSG understands you might get lonely in your cars.   Where some people say that you should carpool, SSG thinks that's just silly.  You're CEO's for lawd sakes!  You need your privacy and you'd NEVER want to share your secrets for running companies into the ground with your competitors.  So SSG is offering an alternative ...

Oprah is available to you on XM radio!  And TRUST me, no one is going to get mad at you for listening to Oprah.