Bullets Over Blogway

Oh internets what a weekend ...

• SSG was out every night last week.  Friday rolled around and after TWO iced grande americanos before 9 a.m. (that's SIX shots of espresso, folks) SSG was BARELY able to make it through the day in time to get home, eat dinner (sushi from the local grocery store's deli--can we say classy?) and fall asleep on the couch only to wake up at 5 a.m. on Saturday morning and do a walk of shame from her couch to her bed.

• I saw David Sedaris at a book reading/signing.  He is one of the smartest, funniest, snarkiest, sweetest writers around.  And SSG loves him.  I especially love the stories that get told between the readings.  Last year when I saw Alice Walker at one of these things she told us how much she loved Netflix and how she hates to do anything that she can't do from bed.  David Sedaris told us he was taken to the emergency room by a front desk clerk at a Holiday Inn.  And that her car was FILTHY.  You can't make this stuff up.

• Spleen got hit on this weekend by a certain academy award winning actor/singer/comedian whose name rhymes with Flamie Cox!!!  (SSG swears she didn't make that rhyme up to sound the way it did, but once she read it back ... HOW COULD SHE CHANGE IT?)

• I SAW PREDO FINALLY!!  Two weeks is like an ETERNITY.  He even gave me an award!  Or my rack an award.  Which, frankly the girls and I are flattered.  I was invited over for a smashing dinner party.  What a way to kick off the summer.

• SSG swapped out her spring bedding for new summer bedding.  Someone sure likes it ... 

It haz cookeez herez maybeez?

• SSG has been on the hunt for some kitchen dish towels with strawberries on them.  Has anyone seen any?  I finally bought some off of EBay, but would like a few more.  

• Sorry to disappoint internets, but my covered bridge swoon inducer was not a match for SSG.  I had fun, but there just wasn't any chemistry.  There are other vodkas in the lemon drop, right?  Actually, that's not true since there's really only ONE vodka that should be in a lemon drop (SSG is looking at you Grey Goose).  So perhaps SSG is looking to find her Grey Goose ... she did after all, have to try A LOT of lemon drops before she found him.