So it appears that when I wrote about Digs and Spleen the other day, I had a few o' my facts wrong. A little snippet from Spleen's e-mail yesterday:
"BTW Sters, I play DODGEBALL, so much cooler than kickball! And we're the sex TIGERS, so much more ferociously sexy than the wimpy little KITTENS."
For the record, Spleen is blonde, 5'10, a runner and a surfer and we always have a good time holding her tan legs up to my pasty white ones. But when she said dodgeball? All I could think of was this ...
Spleendawg, I hope your team has a dance like this one ... if not, I'm sure Digs and I can help you guys choreograph one in April. Predo will you be available to fly in as a consultant?
PLEASE for all of the love that is holy, tell SSG you wear sweatbands and headbands? She SWEARS she won't (read: SO will) make fun of you!
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LOL...I love that movie.
And please, please, please tell me that someone wears a pump-up codpiece!
Sweetie, I don't blame you. You can only be tempted so much before you HAVE to cave to it.
And Dodgeball is one of John's all time favorite movies.
Uhm, excuse me? I am a serious ar-teeeeeest! I can not simply "drop in" and make everything better! I need to feel the emotion of the moment. I need to become one with the ball. I need to feel the "sting" of the loss or the "high" of the win. This is not cheerleading, "spirit fingers" is not the cure for everything!
Dodgeball is a serious sport, and deserves serious respect. I will entrench myself into all that is Dodgeball starting now. I will become one with the ball, and design a uniform that is a wash of fuchsia. We will change the fashions of Dodgeball FOREVER. OUR NAMES WILL CO-EXIST WITH THE DODGEBALL WAY OF LIFE. WE WILL BE INDUCTED TO THE DODGEBALL HALL OF FAME!
OMG, I need a needle and thread.......and a paper bag, I am hyperventilating.
Do you think ass-less tights are too much?
"Cram it up your cram-hole, LeFleur!"
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!"
Ah, yes ... The Purple Cobras
Oh gawd. I am always about to leave you a comment and then I glance down and see what Predo has written and it's all over and I can't even remember what I was going to say.
Umm, I am cackling at Predo's comment.
Is there a story to these nicknames? Does SSG also have a nickname? Hmmm?
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